I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that